If You Want to Write: Be Reckless, Be a Lion, Be a Pirate!

“There exists in most men a poet who died young, whom the man survived.” –Sainte-Beuve

In each of us there is a passion for something. We feel, see, smell, hear, and taste the world. Everything around us awakens our senses and forces us to feel emotion. We are human, and that is how we live.

In chapters 6 and 7, Ueland continues to explain what holds us back from greatness. We are afraid and insecure, and she urges us to let go — “be careless, reckless, be a lion, be a pirate! when we write.” Do not worry about what others think.

Following this advice, I am including a personal piece of writing from an ongoing project I have sporadically worked on for years. I challenge you to open up and write about your day, week, job, or whatever, and see how it turns out. You may be pleasantly surprised! PS: I welcome feedback 🙂

My First Job Interview

If you have ever worked, then you know you usually have to fill out an application. The company I worked for had a one-page, front-and-back, application. It was your standard application: contact info, work experience and references, and there was no need to submit a resume. I don’t think we ever looked at a resume; I know I didn’t.

There were no background checks or drug tests, and I was hired in 1997 when you assume people realized the world had changed. Kids were growing at rapid speeds and getting into trouble much younger. Either the company trusted their employees, or it simply didn’t care; it doesn’t matter which one because it was, and still is, common for employers to run these checks. We just never did.

I was 15 with no real work experience. Sure, I mowed yards, cleaned houses, and babysat some, but I had no way of selling myself. Nor did I try to. I picked up the application as soon as I turned 15 and did not submit it until two months later. I wasn’t nervous; I just wasn’t motivated or excited. Little did I know turning in that application would change my life — and my outlook on life.

I remember exactly what I wore because now some 15 years later I would have never worn that outfit to a job interview. Well, my rebellious side of me would want to just to see if I could pull it off again. I wore a bright, blood-red buttoned sweater with a black lace shirt underneath it, a long, black skirt, and knee-high vinyl boots. I walked in and asked for the manager, and a middle-aged man came to the front, of course, and I handed him my application. He looked it over, asked me what hours I could work and how old I was. I responded, and he hired me. That was it … no interview, no checks, just a “be here at 8 a.m. on Saturday.”

Surely, you can see the problem. First, I could have been a prostitute or a crack fiend who just walked off the street. Secondly, it gave me a false perception that finding a job was that easy. And third, it taught me nothing about the real world; if you smile pretty and look cute, you will get what you want. Thank goodness I never actually believed that.

The hiring process was pretty much the same. A person walked into the store, talked to the manager, and as employees you’d hear, “We’ll let you know,” which meant get out of here; or “Here, [whoever], make sure this person gets an employee packet, and we’ll see you on Monday or whatever day they chose. It was interesting to watch the handful of interviews our managers conducted because they were always in the breakroom where employees came and went, and they were no more than 20 minutes long. We were too busy to interview, and honestly I think we just needed bodies. If your application was spelled correctly, you were old enough to work, and we needed you, you were hired. I ruled out applications with misspelled city or state names, but we kept them for one year, as required by law. And people wonder why turnover is so high in retail.

If You Want to Write: The Creative Mind

“… The more clear, tranquil, and unstimulated you are, the slower the ideas come, but the better they are.”

The human mind is a complex and beautiful thing. We process so much information so quickly, sometimes I am amazed that our heads do not literally explode. I know I have felt like mine wanted to.

In Chapter 4 Ueland discusses ideas, inspiration, and creativity in relation to the mind. She states, “Inspiration comes very slowly and quietly.” The inspiration she refers to isn’t that light bulb that goes off and then the words just pour on a page; she describes inspiration in the sense of our ideas and the quality of what we write.

You Don’t Always Have to Be Busy

Ueland explains that we do not always have to be energetic and active in order to have good ideas or write. Instead of wracking our brains and expecting the ideas to flow, we should sit and reflect for a short time. Use this quiet time to clear your mind and find your own voice.

I admit I thought this was bad advice at first. She wanted to me to sit in front of my laptop and try to get a post idea without doing anything? That seemed nuts, but she was right. I took some me time, cooked dinner, and did not think about my post, and it all came together. Maybe resting the mind is needed for good creativity.

There is a fine line between laziness and reflection though. If you lay around and watch TV or read, you are still doing something. You are being lazy. It’s not always a bad thing, but if you need and want to do something and are watching a movie instead, you should think about how that movie accomplishes your goal. That, my friend, is procrastination.

Other Tips About Creativity:

— Be your own critic. Do not worry what others will think.

— Stay away from stimulants and/or drugs that cloud your mind and judgment.

— Be happy with your work. It is more important that you love and are proud of your product. And I bet, if you truly love it, others will too.

— Don’t stress writer’s block. Instead, use that time as your quiet time and jot down ideas or notes. Even those will help you develop thoughts and processes.

We place so much pressure on ourselves, we forget that our minds work at their own pace. We can beat our head against a wall, and nothing good will come out. You can’t force a good idea. I also recommend yoga for exercise and reflection. I have had some of my best ideas come to me about work, family, and for friends in meditation. And it only takes five minutes. We can all work in five minutes and rest our brains.

I hope these tips help those who are struggling with ideas or projects. Sometimes the best thing to do is sit in front of the screen and look out the window. If you have any tips on how you relax or stop thinking, feel free to share below!

Want to Write? Introduction

We are a creative class. We want to express ourselves, whether it’s drawing, speaking, writing, or painting or photography. For those of us who enjoy writing, finding inspiration and motivation isn’t always easy.

For that reason, I chose If you Want to Write: A Book about Art, Independence, and Spirit by Brenda Ueland to review. I’m not sure what to expect, but I know it will be less technical than the last one and focus more on what’s inside of us, the writers.

I knew I was in trouble when I read that Ueland believes such things as rules, teachers, and grammar are discouraging to the imagination. And maybe that’s true, but this may be the most challenging book I will read. I am a sucker for the rules, and I find comfort in the years of classes and proofreading that taught me those rules.

In order to get started, there are a few things we must keep in mind from the first chapter.

1. Ueland believes that anyone can write.

2. We are all original, and science proves that no two people are the same, so we are automatically original and unique.

3. We must be honest and write from our hearts and intelligence.

4. Also, try to surround yourself with people who support and encourage you. Spend time with those who want to hear your stories and push you to tell more.

5. Practice. Practice makes anyone better at anything, so let’s practice writing together. This book seems to focus on creative writing, which I have not done in years, and I am excited to open my mind to it again.

It may be difficult to shut off my rule-driven brain, but I look forward to writing again, and I hope you all will join me on the journey. Three cheers for the creative spirit and independent mind and bringing them back!

Writing for Web: Telling a Story

Once upon a time there was a writer typing on a laptop while sitting on the couch. Or maybe at a desk or at a table in a coffee shop?

R. Petty with her laptop (in cartoon format)

However you write it, that opening sentence begins a story. It may lead to a fantasy land full of talking animals or vampires, or to a place familiar and realistic. Either way, it’s a beginning.

This week discusses how to tell a good story. I am not a creative writer, so this chapter was helpful as Felder explained tips on how to write a story. Of course there are the basics, such as plot, character development, and conflict, but I want to zoom in a little closer.

How do you start a story?

Many writers feel this is the hardest part. I know I do, and I will put a book down if I get 50 pages in and I am not interested. The beginning is just as important as the rest of the story and can make or break your content.

New writers may feel they have to set everything up before starting the action, but Felder believes this is a mistake. Her advice is to jump in! Start with a hook. These are the first two to three sentences that start your story, and here are a few ideas to help guide you through them:

  • An exciting event. Maybe you dump your reader in the middle of a race, a robbery, a love scene, or an adventure.
  • An interesting character. Someone who is unusual, someone who thinks unlike most people, or someone who a reader will immediately sympathize with are all ways to use a person as a hook.
  • Put a character into real trouble. Immediately, start with a conflict to create suspense.
  • If you haven’t developed characters yet, what about a strange event? An event that stands out and urges the reader to keep going to discover the outcome.
  • Many authors love to set a scene. This gives readers a chance to envision a world that may be different from their reality. Think Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Narnia.
  • Love and learn the language. Don’t use the Thesaurus for evil just to replace words; think about how you want to say it. What do you hope to express with your opening? What do you want your readers to see? Set the scene without being too wordy and long-winded.

You may be wondering how this all applies to Web writing? I wondered the same thing, and unfortunately Felder only gives one example of how this applies: Your home page should hook your readers. As I read more, I realized this was it. So, I looked at a few other sites for ideas and discovered you can use a hook to start an article, short story, or simple blog post. And, you can use more than words. Your hook can be a picture, video, slide show, or podcast. In fact, with Web writing you have more options than in print.

So, as you think about your next great idea, think of a good hook. How will you draw your readers in and keep them coming back? If you’re struggling for ideas or just need inspiration, check out some of my favorite stories with solid hooks:

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

The Black Cat

A Little Cloud

The Lottery

Off the Top of My Head #1: A Dismal End

Off The Top of My Head

When I was in high school I had a creative writing class that forced creative work out of you every other day or so.  It might seem like a difficult thing to do, but when you have to do the work its surprising how much you can come up with.  Remembering that is making me rethink whether or not I could be an illustrator for a living…

Below is a short story I wrote for that class.  I can’t remember the “theme” of this assignment.  I was big into World War II history at the time and mostly wrote awful, cliche war stories, but somehow this one slipped through as something different.  It was one in my “death as an interesting character” series and it still has that “written-by-a-17-year-old” feel to it, but rereading it has me thinking I could potentially update it into a single-shot web-comic…

Til then I hope you enjoy the original!

A Dismal End

It was a bright well-lit diner.  Clean and well taken care of, it was owned by a short fat Italian who made the best canole in town.  Many of the workers from the block came there to eat: Construction workers, attorneys, postal workers, DMV workers, everyone knew where the best food was.

It had been a slow night.   There were only three people in the place.  Two were at a window booth and the third sat munching on his dinner and drinking stale coffee at the counter.  The door dinged open and another man stepped through.  Dressed all in black with tall shiny riding boots and a velvet cape, which he pulled down exposing his pale face and sunken eyes.  After scanning the room he walked to the counter and sat next to the other man.

The pale man nodded, “Hi there.”

“Evening.”  The coffee drinker had hardly noticed the man next to him.

“Are you uhh…” pale face fumbled about in his cape before pulling out a stack of old papers.  He began to leaf through them, “Ah! Are you Phil Johnson?”

“Yeah.  What?  Somethin’ wrong?”  Phil looked concerned.

The pale took a sip of his coffee, “I’m Death.”

Phil chuckled nervously, “Really?  Must be good pay in that line of work.”

“It’s OK, I finally got enough to afford my own place now.”

Phil was getting agitated, “What exactly do you want, Mr. Death?”

Death choked down another big gulp of coffee, “Oh.” He said in between coughs, “You’re gonna die.”

Phil’s eyes widened, “Really?”  This was the last thing he needed today.

“Yep, in about ten minutes.  Don’t be worried.”

“How?”

Death held up an inquisitive finger, “How should you not be worried or how are you gonna die?”

“How’m I gonna die?”

“I dunno.  It’s not my area.  I just come to get’m.”

“Yeah?”  Phil tried to keep calm.

“Hey, ya never know, I could be wrong.”  Death patted Phil on the shoulder.

There was a long pause.  Phil looked up from his coffee, “Does that ever happen?”

“Hmm?”  Said Death through his third cup of French roast.

“Does that ever happen?  I mean are you ever wrong?”

“Goodness no!  What kind of a Death would I be if I didn’t know when people died?”

“Yeah, heh, heh…”Phil looked down at his stale coffee and then to his half eaten burger and mashed potatoes, “I’m screwed.”  What kind of life had he led?  What had he done?  Phil poked at what remained of his food.

The pale death glanced up at the muted football game and then to an expensive Rolex watch “Not long now.”

Phil was awakened from his trance, “No, I guess not.  Hey, Mr. Death, am I going to heaven?”

Death looked at him with a puzzled expression then slapping his hand against the counter, burst into a loud series of,  “Bwahaha’s” before smacking Phil on the shoulder again, “ Heavens no!  I thought you were joking for a second.  Almost no one who eats here is gonna go to heaven, except Felini.”  Death nodded to the fat cook.  Felini nodded back and smiled.

Phil looked stunned by the casual way in which Death revealed his eternity.

The reaper sipped his coffee, “Nope, Phil, buddy, you’re going straight to hell.  Yep, it’s torture, pain and torment for you.  Press the button and down ya go into the eternal inferno.”  Death ended his spiel with yet another pat on the shoulder.

Phil scratched his head and looked at Death.  He began to pull Death’s cape like a five year old, tugging his mother’s dress for attention, “Is it really bad down there.”

Death was watching the muted game again.  Without so much as tossing a glance at Phil he shrugged noncommittally, “Of course it’s bad, it’s hell.”

Phil tugged harder, “Can I repent or something, I mean, can I get out of it?”

Death was still watching TV, “Nope.”

“Oh.”  Phil looked down, he knew he was screwed.

Another man came into the diner and sat down next to Phil on the opposite side from Death, “Hey Phil how ya doin’?  How’s the coffee?”

“It’s good.” Phil stared into his empty mug, “It’s good, Ryan.”

Ryan shrugged, “OK, hey Felini, a cup-a of-a coffee-a please-a.”

Felini laughed and poured Ryan a cup, “There’s-a you-a coffee.”

Ryan sipped it, “Hey who’s your friend?”

Phil still did not look up from his mug, “Oh, this is Death.  Death, Ryan, Ryan, Death.”

Death still watching TV nodded in Ryan’s direction, “Hey, how ya doin’?”

Ryan nodded back, “Nice to meet ya, heard a lot about ya…” He then glanced at Phil, “That’s Death, huh?”

Phil nodded, “Yep.”  He then turned toward Death.  “Hey…lemme ask you one thi-”  Phil’s face splatted heavily into his cold mashed potatoes.

“Well, that’s that.” Death stood abruptly from his stool.  “See you next Thursday, Felini!”

Felini gave him a smile and wave.

Death swung the door open and stepped through into the chill air, “See you next Thursday too…Ryan…”

Ryan nodded, “Uh yeah…see ya…”  He gave the door a hesitant look as it drifted slowly closed.