The Pilkington Experience: Idiot Abroad Season 2

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When I originally watched the first season of Idiot Abroad and reviewed it I decided I would put off my review of the second season until I had a chance to read Karl’s accompanying book.  It took a long time for me to get my hands on the book but I’ve since read it and now feel I’ve completely experienced season 2.

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Anyone tuning in to Idiot Abroad Season 2 will be familiar with it immediately.  The first season featured Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant sending Karl Pilkington around the world to visit the “Seven Wonders” and experience different cultures.  Ricky did this specifically to annoy Karl and put him in situations he’d hate.  The second season featured even MORE of this concept.  For season 2 they sent him around the world so he could cross things off the “bucket list,” or things to do before you die.

Immediately Karl was confused (in fact he’s had this confusion before) by thinking that it was things to do RIGHT before you died (his quote was “If I was on me death bed, I wouldn’t want to be climbin’ Mt. Kilimanjaro.”)  But after discovering what was actually intended he agrees and goes around the world again.

Karl tries to pick things off a list of 100 choices that seem the least awful to him.  Among these are: Spend the night on a desert island, drive Route 66, go whale watching, swim with dolphins, and travel the Trans-Siberian Express.  Of course Ricky and Stephen crop up throughout the show to send Karl on unexpected adventures and even change the rules.  Even Karl says, “Nothing has been what I thought it would be.’  Of course this was to be expected, but even I was surprised with what they’d make Karl do.  From swimming with sharks rather than dolphins (Karl puts it when comparing sharks to dolphins, “It’s the most dangerous thing on the planet to the nicest.  Harmless.  Armless.”) to seeing whales from the deck of a fishing boat…after chopping bait and nearly being sick.

Side adventures include: Meeting up with ladyboys in Thailand, Sumo wrestling in Japan, visiting the Dwarf Village in China, having some Russian Cosmonaut training, and participating in Glee in America.

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Favorite moments for me:

1.)    ANYTHING to do with bungee jumping:  Possibly the best runner in the history of the show, Ricky and Stephen continually try to get Karl to do bungee jumping.  Anything related to it, from his first “experience” in New Zealand, to a “land dive” in Vanuatu, to a bungee ambush in South Africa, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did during these sections.

2.)    The Cuddle Party in America:  Imagine either Statler or Waldorf at a party where everyone gets together for a hug.  Karl is one of the world’s least-snuggly person.  And there he is in a room with dozens of people who just want to cuddle.  To quote him, “How long does this go on for…”

3.)    Trying the Dish that Started Sushi: It looked like the worst food in the world.  Even the chef who gave it to him didn’t look like he wanted to be near it.  It’s not a spoiler to announce that Karl ended up sick in a Japanese garden…

This season also has the most moving moment in the history of the show.  While climbing Mt. Fuji Karl admits that he never finishes much in life.  He never really completed school; he hasn’t gotten married.  In his words, “Unless it’s a packet of biscuits I don’t finish it.”  So he really put everything into climbing Mt. Fuji.  To reaching the top just so he could say it’s something he completed.  It’s extra impressive to see someone who is known as a complainer and pessimist giving his all to do something he really wants to.  He also wanted to invent something new, something he achieved during his travels in Japan!  His last thoughts on climbing Mt. Fuji are not only very Karl, but also what just about anyone would say.

As a bonus, here is the invention Karl created during his climb up Mt. Fuji, the Pilko-Pump-Pant.  Ricky and Stephen mock it…but as a person who sits in the floor a lot I can see the benefits of owning a pair!

Next post is a review of Karl’s companion book to Season 2, The Further Adventures of an Idiot Abroad.

Extra bonus, the full video of Karl selling his pants on TV!

The Pilkington Experience: The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO)

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The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO

The XFM shows had a real unpolished, by-the-seat-of-the-pants feel to them.  There were strange errors, failed games, and awkward conversations.  Those shows really did feel like you were listening in on three buddies who were only vaguely aware that you’re listening.

I haven’t had a chance to listen to all the podcasts yet (though I have several of them on order) but they are a far slicker version of the XFM radio shows.  I saw the HBO cartoon version before I listened to the XFM shows and I was surprised at how many of the features and conversations are slightly repeated.  Though the podcasts are clearly as unscripted as the XFM shows.  Like many good friends, I think they just like to hear some of the same stories again.  We’ve all been sitting around with our friends and said, “Hey tell that one again!” always to the same raucous laughter.  Also, since XFM was a local London radio station, the podcasts opened up stories that only the limited radio audience had heard to a wider audience.

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As before here’s my list of favorite aspects of the show:

1.)    The Animation: The cartoon representations of Ricky, Stephen, and Karl are terrific.  Slightly inaccurate, beautifully simple and exaggerated caricatures of what are now well-known celebrities with great expressions and classic style (no spikey-angled anime look here, much more Hanna-Barbara).  The animations of the stories they tell are equally terrific.  Seeing cartoon Karl act out his famous fight in the bathroom (over a “woman” at the age of seven) or Stephen’s experiences at carnival in Rio are priceless.

2.)    Themes: I’ve not listened to the podcasts, but the HBO shows tend to revolve loosely around a theme.  It could be philosophy, crime, war, metaphors, films, sports, or history.  It’s interesting to watch the conversations meander from topic to topic, and go WAY off topic, always with hilarious results.  Surprisingly they do tend to bring the very loose threads back together in some way.

3.)    Monkey News: Monkey News made a “triumphant” return on the podcasts and also on the HBO cartoons.  The ones in the cartoon are slightly less ridiculous than the original XFM examples.  In fact Karl’s news about the chimp that went into space isn’t too far off the mark.  It IS off the mark, but not “there was this monkey, right, that stole a car and went to Spain” ridiculous.

4.)    Karl’s Diary: This is the best feature on the Ricky Gervais Shows I’ve heard.  It’s far better than Monkey News, Rockbusters, or any of the various features they put together over the years.  This feature was simply Stephen reading from Karl’s Diary, with commentary from Ricky and further explanation from Karl.  Highlights include: Karl and Ricky at a work meeting (Ricky tries to wrestle him); the “mirrored wall” in Karl’s flat; Karl’s opinion that ultrasound infants look like frogs; Karl’s vacation to the Cotswolds; and of course Karl’s first poem.

5.)    One-Shot Features: There were several little vignettes that appear during the show that are priceless.  These include: Desert Island Discs (what would you take to a desert island? Karl’s bringing a dictionary…); a tricky puzzle involving identical doors to heaven and hell; Karl and the problem of free will (featuring the brain’s “Onion Lobe”), a virtual reality flotation tank that simulates real life; and my favorite, Karl’s Future Predictions, which not only has one of the funniest lists I’ve seen, it also has one of the funniest conclusions in comedy history.

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My next big project is listening to all the podcasts to see how much they’ve edited out for the animated show.  I’m looking forward to seeing what I’ve missed.

If you are a fan of Idiot Abroad and don’t want to listen to hours and hours of XFM radio shows (which are brilliant but can be hit or miss at times) and want an impression of how Ricky and Stephen first started with Karl, the HBO shows are brief snippets of how they got their start together!

Enjoy Karl’s Future Predictions!

The Pilkington Experience: XFM Shows

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Several of my previous posts have exposed my enjoyment of all things Karl Pilkington.  I think the man is a perfect mixture of creativity-LACK of creativity, over-complexity, and simplicity all rolled into one.  I started with Idiot Abroad Series 1, watched Series 2 and 3, have read his books, watched the HBO animated Ricky Gervais Show, and have since listened to all the old XFM radio broadcasts that started his association with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.  For a few posts I thought I would review everything Karl-related I’ve read, watched, and listened to in case others are interested in what else Karl can offer besides being annoyed around the world.  I’ll start from the beginning!

The Ricky Gervais Show on XFM

Hearing Ricky discuss the conditions of broadcasting on XFM you’d think they were producing a show out of someone’s garden shed.  Despite the supposed conditions, this show produced countless terrific moments and truly introduced the world to Karl Pilkington.  This show, more than any of the other shows Ricky, Stephen, and Karl have done, feels like a true, unedited chat between three mates sat in a room for long stretches at a time.  In fact many of the topics, conversation, and features show up again in the podcasts.  There are lots of terrific moments and segments in this show, but here are the best reasons to listen in:

1.)    Karl: Just experience how strange Karl sees and thinks of things.  Some great moments include Karl Getting his GCSE results (I won’t ruin it.  It’s worth the surprise), his desire to “educate Ricky” with pun-entitled facts, and his various misunderstandings of what he’s heard, read, or seen are always hilarious.

2.)    Karl’s Observations: Karl has a unique view of the world and can often focus on something you would never give second thought to.  For example Ricky told him a story of a chimpanzee son that got into an argument with his chimpanzee father and ran away.  Karl’s response was, “What were they arguing about?”  Some of his observations are even stranger, such as Chinese people not aging well, or his theoretical plan on how to shorten the queue for those attending the visitation of the Queen Mother.

3.)    Monkey News: This feature carried over into the later podcasts, but this is where it got its start.  Not only does it include the classics of the monkey who robbed a bank, the one who drove a car into Spain, and one who got a job in a hair salon; but it also includes the “Victorian Ape Woman,” a monkey porn film maker, and a chimp who got arrested in Russia for vagrancy.  While the stories themselves are hilariously unlikely, almost as good are Ricky’s explosive reactions to them usually ending with the show’s unofficial catch phrase “You’re an idiot! Play a record!”

4.)    White Van Karl: This concept was taken from the Sun newspaper that went to various “working class” individuals (who drove white work vans) and asked them their opinions on the week’s news.  Stephen turned it around to ask Karl what he thought of the news.  Some of the best are thoughts on celebrities coming out, Zoe Harris (Karl’s childhood girlfriend, he put a hole in her dress and dumped her), and (maybe my favorite moment of all time) the cloning of “man-moths.”

5.)    Rockbusters: Ricky and Stephen truly seemed to dislike this contest (Karl gives a “cryptic clue” that relates to the name of a band and the initials of the band, the listeners email answers to win lousy prizes, i.e. “exploding pet,” the band has the initials “AK,” the answer was “Atomic Kitten”) but some of his clues were absolutely brilliant.  And most of the bad ones made for such hysterical moments they were worth it. The best ones include “She has her husband’s gloves and a pair of her own,” band “HH,” answer “Herman’s Hermits;” “Do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me?” band “WP,” answer “Wilson Pickett;” and “the Scottish fellas can’t get into their emails,” initials “KL,” answer “Kenny Loggins.”  The worst ones: “The people from the East Midlands swear a lot;” band “TTD,” answer “‘Tourette’s’ Trent D’arby,” “Why are the Jamaican fellas twirling fish around their heads?” band, “DS,” answer the “‘De-trout’ Spinners,” and finally “a couple of people were arguing at the fruits and vegetables in the supermarket,” band “B,” answer “Banana-drama.”

6.)    Ricky and Stephen Stories: It’s important to remember whose show it is.  Ricky and Stephen have moments of pure comic gold as well.  Ricky’s training in boxing and Stephen’s terrific story of being tricked into picking up a pig after a party to impress a girl, then crying in the backseat after he got the car stuck and another guy had to move it.  It’s hard not to laugh at all of them.

7.)    Karl’s Childhood: Ricky and Stephen often comment that Karl grew up in a fairy tale.  Not in a good way, more like he grew up in a land filled with strange, mystical beings.  The magpie he tamed as a pet, the two boys at his school with big heads and webbed hands, the woman with a head “like a sack of potatoes,” the family with the horse in the house.  It’d all be too much to believe except I don’t think Karl possesses the guile and wherewithal to lie…

And that’s just for starters. There are also the shows where Karl is out and Claire Sturgess serves as producer.  She does an excellent job and is more like a “regular” producer.  Letting the show-runners talk and only adding comments occasionally.  It provides an example of what the program would be like without Karl…and it’s still funny!  Just not as…odd.

There are also several uncomfortable moments in the show, like all good friends Ricky, Stephen, and Karl have arguments.  They pick on and at one another (Karl at Stephen being very tall, with big “goggy” eyes, and unfortunate luck with women; Stephen on Karl being stupid, lazy, and with a head like an orange; Ricky…constantly picking on both…all the time…for everything.)  It can get too far and, in fact, the end of Series 2 Karl says he’s tired of working with the two of them and doesn’t want to come back for Series 3 (he does…negotiated an extra day off, for which Ricky and Stephen brutally mock him).

Not every show is equally strong, but when it is good it is some of the best humor you’ll ever experience.  If you like the podcasts and/or Idiot Abroad check them out. Almost all of them (I listened to 97 episodes) are on YouTube and are well worth the time!

Driving in Nashville: Tips for Out of Towners

Tuesday morning as I drove to work, a car with Kentucky tags merged over in front of me and slowed down. The speed limit was 70, and Kentucky drove a whopping 60. Inspiration hit me. Out-of-state drivers may need a little help before heading to Music City, unless they want an ugly experience. Here are 10 rules to help tourists drive in Nashville.

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Average interstate traffic in Nashville. Photo from news.tn.gov.

1. On a four-lane interstate, the left two lanes are called fast lanes. If the speed limit is 70, you should go 75 in the third and 80 in the fourth. These lanes are also passing lanes, and people use them to pass. Most times, we’re pretty good at this, so just let us do our thing and everyone wins.

2. Unless you are in a school zone, always go 5 miles over the speed limit. Nashvillians like to drive fast, so it’s necessary to keep up with the natural traffic flow. If you refuse, be prepared for hand gestures and horns.

3. Pay attention. Interstates 65, 40, and 24 run throughout the city and change and split along the way. Read signs and make sure you are on the right one.

4. Use your blinkers. If you’re changing lanes or turning, use your blinker and let others know which way you are going.

5. Get over immediately. When you see a lane end sign, try to get over. Do not drive to the end of the lane and expect people to let you over. They won’t. In fact, sometimes we enjoy making you wait. Southern hospitality does not exist when we’re in the car.

6. Be prepared to wait. You will come to long lines of traffic at red lights, off ramps, and on the interstate. Take a deep breath and relax. You’re going to be there awhile, and your plans are not more important than ours.

7. Avoid rush hour. Rush hour is Monday-Friday from 7-9 a.m. and 4-7 p.m., and most everyone commutes to work. Thousands of people live in surrounding counties and work in Nashville and vise versa, so rush hour can be painful. For example, I live in Nashville but work in Franklin (22 miles one way), so my average time to work is 35 minutes, and my average time home is 50 minutes.

8. Do a little research. Old Hickory Blvd. is so confusing it has its own Wikipedia entry. There are several sections of this road, and they do not connect. Know where you are, and pay attention to maps because several roads turn into something else. E.g. Nolensville Rd. turns into 4th Ave.

9. Know where to park and bring cash. Check your apps and ask for recommendations. And listen to them. Residents know the best places to park and the quickest walking routes, and not all lots are safe.

10. Follow the rules. Navigating Nashville isn’t too hard, but there are a few basics to keep in mind:

— Red means stop, green means go.

— Yield means stop when there is oncoming traffic.

— No right on red means exactly that.

Check out our Worst Drivers in Nashville list!

Advice for Idiots…Using “Reply All”

I’ve been working in an office environment for about a decade now. I know that’s not long by some standards, but I have been around to watch several trends expand and evolve as time progresses and more and more people realize what they can do with the tools provided.  Email isn’t a new feature, but for some reason people don’t seem to understand certain etiquette or common-sense approaches to using it.  That being the case I thought I’d offer some advice for idiots starting with the “reply all” feature.

Reply all is very useful when talking with a group about a single issue, even if some are included just to “stay in the loop” as it were.  It becomes a nuisance when people misuse the feature or don’t follow basic practices for use.  Here are some things that would make life easier when dealing with reply all:

1.)    Ask yourself: Is this an appropriate response for all to see? A lot of emails go out something like, “What does everyone think about X?” A slew of responses come back voicing their opinions on “X.”  This is fine.  But if you have a closer friend amongst the recipients of the email and want them to see that you think “X” is silly or make some inside joke about how “X” reminds you of “what she said” then you probably shouldn’t “reply all” that response…how about just reply to the individual you’re talking to…

2.)    If the conversation continues in a more focused manner does everyone need to continue to be included in the string? I have found typically the answer to be no.  Almost all the time.  The argument is that it’s “informational” so everyone knows what’s going on.  I’ve found that when most people are “reply all’d” unless they are directly involved they mostly ignore the email.  They think, “if it’s not directly to me, this might as well be spam.”

3.)    If you’re added to an email string late, PLEASE read the entire string before weighing in.  This one seems to be a no-brainer to me, but often I’ve been involved with a string that starts: “Hey I wanted to remind everyone ‘Y’ is still a problem.  ‘X’ seems to be ok but I’ll need to change it to make it work with the new system.”  Ten emails later a new person is added to a continuing conversation and is asked to weigh in on how to fix “Y.”  Their response includes, “I’ll look at ‘Y,’ a reminder though that ‘X’ looks fine but it will need to be changed to make sure it’ll work within the new system.”  Really!? Does it!?  Was that not present in the original statement?  Before you respond read the entire string so you know what needs to be said and what HAS been said.

4.)    Does the email string need a response at all or was it informational, if it DID need a response, did we all need to be copied?  Someone sends an email, “Wanted to let everyone know mail pickup is an hour early today.”  It goes to 30 people.  In response you, and EVERYONE in the original string, gets a reply all from 21 people that reads an insightful “ok.”  In the case of strictly informational emails needing no reply, senders please consider BCC as an option…

5.)    Don’t use an email that has a many individuals included to continue a private conversation, if you DO don’t Reply All.  Though it’s related to the first complaint I’ve seen this one specifically and frequently.  A genuine “reply all” string is resolved and begins to have a private conversation but continues to reply all.  Once the string is resolved, the rest of us don’t need to know where a group of you are going to lunch, or what you are doing over the weekend.

So what can you do?

First only send an email string with many recipients if it’s necessary.  Second, only reply to those who NEED the response.  Third, private conversations should be kept private amongst the appropriate respondents.  Fourth, pay attention to long strings.  If you’re included assume it’s for a reason and your advice should be included only after previous comments have been reviewed.  Fifth, if you’re a sender consider whether BCC accomplishes the same thing!

Should We Listen to Music at Work?

I was desperate. All week I racked my brain trying to come up with a topic that inspired me. I’m the type of writer who must feel everything I creatively write about. Friday evening as I talked with my lovely co-worker, Emily, the light bulb came on. Music.

How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank!

Here will we sit, and let the sounds of music

Creep in our ears: soft stillness and the night

Become the touches of sweet harmony.

(Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, 5.1.63-66)

I once spoke about the importance of music at work in college. In 2004, when I gave that speech, most arguments supported music in the workplace. As I cruised through Google this weekend, I noticed that opinions are now split 50/50. WebMD says music is distracting. The NY Times says music increases productivity. So, what should we do?

Do whatever works for you.

I grew up with music playing all around me. I had a favorite song at 2 or 3 years old, and at 9, I fell in love with U2. Music is important to my soul, and I usually have something playing while I’m doing anything. When writing, I pop in classical, jazz, or metal instrumental. In fact, as I write this I am enjoying a Soul Radics playlist. If I am cleaning up photos, going through data, or working on something mindless, I find something fast and peppy such as Godsmack, Greenday, or Pendulum.

At the store I worked in, there was always music. It made sense because we were usually involved in physical labor and needed the boost. We’d sing, sometimes dance, and worked faster than without music. Our longest nights were when storms knocked out the satellite.

There are a few times when music is distracting. If I’m proofreading, I don’t have music playing because I am internally listening to myself read. I can hear my own voice, and I have a tendency to sing, so it’s not a good mix. Also, if my office is chatty – we’re all guilty of causing that – I’ll take my earbud out because it’s too much noise.

So, be smart about it.

Music almost always evokes an emotion or a memory, so you should also consider how the song or playlist will affect your mood. For example, I can’t listen to techno while proofreading because it makes me fidget. I don’t listen to sad love songs because they depress me. The point of music at work is to keep you energized while you perform workload tasks.

If you listen to music at work, what are your favorite bands or genres? Do you think it increases your productivity or makes work more tolerable?